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Jeel

The god of all men, whose name can be said in a long monotone voice, which will immediately impregnate all women within a 5km radius of his position. Some say that the only way to be granted into Jeel heaven is to show him a glorious picture of Sike Mawowski, of which one only exists. If the wrong image is presented, the sed being is immediately crushed into one singular naan bread, of which Jeel hastily devours, pleasing him for a short time, before searching for more beings to crave his hunger.

"JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL"
"Oh lawd, im pregnant!, Darn Jeel is back at it"

by xbxnej November 24, 2021


Jeel

The god of all men, whose name can be said in a long monotone voice, which will immediately impregnate all women within a 5km radius of his position. Some say that the only way to be granted into Jeel heaven is to show him a glorious picture of Sike Mawowski, of which one only exists. If the wrong image is presented, the sed being is immediately crushed into one singular naan bread, of which Jeel hastily devours, pleasing him for a short time, before searching for more beings to crave his hunger.

"ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSH"
"Oh lawd, im pregnant!, Darn Jeel is back at it"
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by xbxnej November 24, 2021