IJFed

An acronym for "I Just Farted"

Mostly used when its inappropriate to say that you just farted for example in class or at a large meeting of people.

Person 1: "Hey dude, IJFed"
Person 2: "Thats just nasty man"
Perons 1: Lolz

CT 2004

A vehicle that is surprisingly similar to a cement truck, because that's what it is. Popularized by Dane Cook.

"I was driving around in my CT 2004, when i noticed that i noticed i jizzed in my pants"

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