Steel Vengeance

If Roller Coasters are dildos, than Steel Vengeance is the Washington Monument. It makes any Coaster Boy hard at the sound of it's name.

Manufactured by Rocky Mountain Construction

205 ft tall

200 ft drop

28 seconds of airtime

4 inversions

dank western theme

fucking insane.

Cedar Point, Ohio

Steel Vengeance? How could Cedar Point be more extra?

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PARCC test

1. A standardized test given in the state of Maryland.

2. An absolutely pointless excuse for Pearson Education to steal money from schools
3. The list of things I hate about this test extends from here to mars.

"The PARCC test, brought to you by pearson education. All rights reserved." "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

And I P-oop

This is the phrase that a VSCO girl will use s an exclamation right after taking a shit.

Uhgg, today I like had to use the bathroom so bad. I ran so fast I dropped my hydroflask sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk to the bathroom and I P-oop.

bacon stretcher

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.

"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"

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