stable genius

What unstable cretins claim to be. See also, dotard.

The president, despite evidence to the contrary, tweeted confirmation that he is in fact a stable genius.

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Facebook Snob

A person who insists they were using Facebook back when it was limited to college students, implying he/she was at some time more awesome than others currently using Facebook. This is usually followed by a vague comment reminising about the good ol' days.

Jane: "My great aunt Bertha tagged me in her Facebook pictures from paintball last Saturday."

Jill: "Ugh, EVERYBODY is on Facebook. I remember when Facebook was for college students only. Those were the days."

Jane: "Jill, you're such a Facebook Snob."

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