Swetha

When one is invariably acting like the the demon child spawn that emerged out of the collective infected blistered vagina of Nancy Grace, Ann Coulter, and Sarah Palin without their charming good looks. When one is pulling a swetha, they are acting like a piece of shit straight from the gaping sphincter of hell.

Also can be applied to blowjobs. A toothy blowjob where one grips the cock hard and where the tongue feels like sandpaper is said to be a swetha blowjob.

Person 1: *enters room* Who the fuck are you to be here? Who are you, like who even are you? I'm better than you and you can't touch my class. Blowjobs are forever!

Person 2: You cunt bitch, stop pulling a swetha right now, no one gives a shit about your opinions or you.

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ballsnackums

Ballsnackums: (Latin Origin) Delicious snacks that are comprised of crackers, usually of the oyster variety, marinated in warm, juicy ball sac water. These yummy munchies are then dried and lightly salted. These are typically eaten by young men, usually homosexuals or women that are always hungry for cock.

(Adam): Hey Willa what you eating over there, it smells amazing?
(Willa): Hey man, just some ballsnackums, they're the most popular new snack out!
(Adam): *eats ballsnackums with wry smile on mouth like he just took a huge load on the face* OMG these are y-u-m YUM!

(Willa): I knew you'd love them, they have that great ball juice taste!
(Adam): Thanks, take it easy Willa!

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