Bratz

Bratz are 10 inch dolls made by MGA Entertainment. The 4 original Bratz are Jade, Sasha, Cloe and Jasmin, although there have been a whole buttload of other useless Bratz characters made. They have heads the size of hot air balloons, necks like cocktail sticks, waists so thin that they look like you could just snap them in half and gross swelled up hobbit feet. I'm convinced that if they were real people they wouldn't be able to lift up their feet to walk and their necks would snap like a twig on account of the weight of their heads. They wear clothes meant for prostitutes and strippers(fishnets, miniskirts, feather boas ect.) They wear a buttload of make up, so they just look even more like whores. I'm also pretty sure the Bratz Kidz and Babyz have tons of make up on too, which is just wrong. And now by selling these plastic sluts to inoccent little girls, we have a whole generation of tenny bopping skanks. Thanks MGA Entertainment. Thanks a whole bunch.

Sarah: Hannah do you want to play with my new Bratz dolls I got for my 5th birthday? I got the hot tub, the private jet, the cocktail bar and the Bratz Boyz too!!

Hannah: Yeah let's make the Bratz dolls wear skimpy whorish clothes so the Bratz Boyz will like them better!!

Ten Years Later..

Hannah: Like OMG that guy is soooo HAWT!!!

Sarah: OMFG hes so GORGEOUS!!! I'm sooo gonna go up to him and show him my new miniskirt and fishnet stockings!!

James: Eww get away from me, you tenny bopping Bratz whore!!

Sarah: STFU and make out with my slutty make up covered face!!!

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