Romney

Lying with the worst fake smile, so transparent, all but the dumbest of the dumb can see right through it.

Or:

Any lie that is so over the top, it makes the absurd seem normal.

#1: Little Timmy was sent home from school today after he told a romney in front of the entire classroom!"

#2: One more Romney and I'm filing for a divorce!

#3: <fake smile that never really goes away>
"I never really wanted to be president. I ran because of my love for the American people, well half of them."
<fake smile that never really goes away>

(the closing tag is intentionally not a closing tag)

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