âHappy New Years! Iâm so excited for 2020!â
Uh. Australia is still on fire.
Whatâs up bitch, itâs me, ww3.
Heyyyy, itâs us aliens, weâre about to invade earth!
I know you guys werenât expecting me here, but hi, Iâm Covid-19.
WHATâS UP MOTHERFUCKERS IâM THE MURDER HORNET AND IâM GOING TO CAUSE THE END OF HUMANITY!
âOh shut the fuck up, no oneâs outside anyway.â