Shitka

A nickname for Sitka, a small Southeast-Alaskan town.
Used by residents of Sitka themselves & also by Juneau Douglas High students who are overly full of team spirit.

"dude, living in Shitka is so fucking gay."

"WE ARE TOTALLY GONNA KICK SHITKA'S ASS IN THE BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT, MAN!"

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Machete Gun

n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.

if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.

"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"

"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."

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