something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.
Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.
When you scroll social media, watch YouTube, porn or engage in some other completely useless activity that only brings you down
Jerry: why does Rob always say that he wants a better life or something like that?
Bob: oh he's stalling the whole day so he feels like he's dead inside
A gay relationship between two people named Richard.
(Dick is a shorter version of the name Richard)
Richard: hey babe
Other Richard: hey *kisses Richard*
Joe: I guess you could say there's dick-love between y'all