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The act of putting your penis throught the letterbox and masturbating furiously whilst leaning round the door!
oh shit i just got busted doing the friendly postman by my girlfriend. not as embaressing as the time the actual postman caught me!
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When you pop a single bollock in her snatch for a little surprise, before the main meal..
She was shocked when I gave her A whore d'oeuvre, she didnât know how opulent my love making style was!
Popping a single bollock into her snatch before her main meal.
âOh Janice, i didnât realise what an opulent lover he was until he gave me A whore d'oeuvreâ