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A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...
Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.
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Who gives a fuck how old the singer is! The band kicks ass, let's leave it at that.
From First To Last has a unique sound.
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An absolutely horrible movie made by Stephen Spielberg. The plot was thrown together in such a crappy fashion that you really can't follow it and make any sense of it if you don't read the book.
War of The Worlds was the shittiest movie I ever saw.
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The only Middle-Eastern country that Americans can locate on a map. This is because Americans are ignorant to anything that doesn't involve them.
Son: Wow, pa, I know where Iraq is!
Father: Shut up and finish eating your grits.
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Away From Kitchen. A time when your wife is not found in her natural habitat, and you must thus make your own sandwiches.
My wife is AFK, so I am starving like the kids in Ethiopia.
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Two or more days of initiation to University. Activities include, among other things, drinking and partying.
Are you going to your faculty's frosh?
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A red fruity beverage that no black man can resist drinking when any other option of soft drinks are also available.
I'll take a number four with a frutopia.
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