When you were in like 2nd through 4th grade you always had this one lunch lady that wouldnt let you eat your fucking ice cream before your sandwich!
Friend: Oh yeah i think ima break out the oreo sandwich
You: better watch your ass the Food Nazi is right there.
Friend: dammit.
*gets caught*
FOOD NAZI: ohhh little boy you better eat your sandwich before you eat your ice cream!
Friend: *cries*
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