Random
Source Code
Random
When you barely make it to the toilet, and the moment you sit down the shit explodes out of your asshole.
John was suffering from a major case of turdioblastesis this morning so he will probably be late.
A shithole in the state of illinois that is a miniscule step above carpentersville.
Also known as plywood city and deadwood
Is he still living in streamwood? Nothing but spicks.
66👍 74👎
Fish smelling cock from ejaculation during intercourse and no shower afterwards.
When you bang a chick and cum inside of her, then rollover and go to bed, the next morning when you go to take that first piss, you smell that Alfred Fishcock.
27👍 1👎
Omg Melody, that was an assripper! Better check your drawers XD
This fat bitch let an assripper go in walmart the other day, I about died when i heard it XD
They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".
He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.