Cheating Barrista

The type of woman that claims to work 12 hours a day yet finds time for frequent girl's night outs resulting in lying or cheating while rejecting intimacy with their real life partner of 7 years. Commonly have short trendy haircuts and exhibit a tendency to wear red.

That cheating barrista came home at 5 hours late and drunk, at 2 in the morning again.

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Hermann

Hermann is the greek word for abnormally huge nose, which is in no relation to any other body part.
A Hermann tends to be very persuasive if it comes to making people drink.
His loyalty to the British Crown is astonishing.

Don't be such a Hermann.

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