Flag Bikini

A flag bikini (AKA; the "flagkini") is a bikini, upon which is printed the flag of a nation. They only look good on moderately, to extremely, attractive women. There are two extremes to the flag bikini; standard coverage, and the truest of Aussie classics, the microkini. The amount of coverage provided by an Australian, or American, flag bikini is inversely proportional to the internal volume the ladies cranium. I.E. Micro flag bikini = galaxy brain!

Me: "So, I've just written a definition of flag bikini. Someone unfortunate enough can go their entire life without love, it would be an entirely alien concept to them."

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