The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.

Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."

The Henry Treatment

It is a term used to describe when an individual has been friendzoned by all of the potential mates that he/she has chased.

"Hey did you see Matthew chase after that new girl Angela?"

"No, what happened?"

"It went really bad, I heard he got The Henry Treatment."

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