Coca Cola

The best soda/pop in the ENTIRE world. Well-known ALL over the planet, even in the most secluded rainforests. Kicks Pepsi's ass any day and reigns over all other types of cola.

Has a similar taste to magic combined with awesomeness and has a smell exactly as an angel.

This drink is perfect in any way, shape, form, smell, taste, and yes, even sound.

Its common nickname is Coke. No connections with the drug.

However, rumor says that the original Coke had Cocaine in it. How do you like them apples?

There have been reports saying that when someone drinks Coke, they feel like there throat is being fucked.
Common hand motion to this feeling is stroking the throat when the Coke goes down.

Best accompany to the classic Rum and Coke.

"Here is some Coca Cola to fuck the throat."

"Let this Coca Cola fuck your esophagus."

Guy: "Whoa! What is that wonderful sound and smell?
Girl: "Why that would be my Coca Cola."

Girl: "Don't bother giving me medicine through my IV, just give me Coca Cola!"

"Pepsi sucks and Coca Cola rules!"

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