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when you sneeze on your period
I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them
when we you get tranformed into a whore
jane got whoreficated last week after drek brokeup with her
when your girl eat your nuts like a squirrel
damnnn man she's a squirrelnut
when bitches lie about having good pussy
dave listened to sarahs pussyfiction for 3 hrs, but ended up dissapointed the next morning