scrubtacular

Used to describe something very scrubby but, kinda cool. kinda like a love-hate realationship

"Thanks for this portable urinal it's very scrubtacular!"
"WTF did you just say you scrubtard?"

Strong silent type

Adj: used to describe someone who's taken a lot of mentally and physically but never shows it.
Noun: a very specific breed of masculinity, which illustrates a man's power through a deliberate, steely silence

"What's up with him, he doesn't talk much?" "I heard he's one of the strong silent types"
Dutch to rookie H3 ODST: "Now's one of those times it pays to be the strong silent type"