every man's goal in life

when you finally fill the entire surface of water in the toilet with pee bubbles. getting laid comes in second.

Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!

really? ill hurry!

Come on! theyre starting to pop!

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love slap

the act of showing your love for your family or a loved one by smacking them across the face with your johnny. your girlfriend, your grandmother, your daughter, etc.

Hey ted hows it goin?
oh my daughter hated me cause i didnt get her a car, so i gave her a love slap and now everythings all better.

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