inspiration

what you use for those intimate personal exchanges between hand and genitals

Scott: You saw that episode of Oprah today, right?
Danny: Oh, no doubt, boy! I'd love to be hitting the switches on that hoe!
Scott: I know! She was my inspiartion this afternoon during alone time.

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hitting the switches

From 2Pac's rap classic "How Do U Want It." In it, 'Pac says "I'm hittin' switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics." The phrase means that you make all the nastiest, smoothest moves when it comes to sexin' your lady of choice. For added effect, many times one might pretend to be flipping switches and make a variety of sounds that might be heard on a car with hydraulics, because that "bitch" was bouncing up and down and putting on quite the show. Well done.

"When I was breaking in that one trick from the bar last night, I was hittin' them muhfuggin switches, boy!"

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ma'amuh

In sad cases where there is an excess of situations in which one might have a mother (mama) and a baby's mother (baby' mama), this newly pronounced derivative resulted. Pronounced like "ma'am" with the "-uh" sound at the end to distinguish it from the normal form "mama," "ma'amuh" is a variant of mamuh refers to a man's baby's mother.

"We went down to da muhfuggen kwick stop to get some sodas, and Raymond's mamuh came in and asked fo' da dayum chile' support. Bee'utch."

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swoop and scoop

the act of drawing your hand around and up the lower edge of the ass and then grabbing a piece at the end

I was standing there and for no reason Kim came up behind me and gave me the ole' swoop and scoop.

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business boner

the erection that one may obtain when delaying the need to urinate too long; a body defense mechanism that encourages urination and prevents bladder and kidney damage

I don't have time to go to the fuckin' bathroom, but I gotta get rid of this business boner!

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smock

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act

"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"

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waist tuck

the act of pulling an erection under the waistline so as to avoid detection

When I had to get up answer the question on the chalkboard I did a waist tuck so that Mrs. Michael wouldn't see that I was sportin' a fatty.

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