Brokeback Mountain

The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.

In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.

Eric Cartman predicted the movie Brokeback Mountain years earlier on Southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.

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Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

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bubbly

Type of personality usually displayed by lonley and over eager Fat chicks.

Bertha has a bubbly personality.

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Turd Book

Home made log book carried by police officers out in the field used for recording contacts with potential evil doers and criminals. Sometimes called a field identification logbook.

When you go to spooktown, always bring your turd book.

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Blue eyed soul

Moniker used to describe white people who try their best to sound Black when they sing or in their style of music.

Very few, however have ever succeeded in pulling this off(the exception being artists like Teena Marie, Hall and Oates). Most end up sounding like they're singing falsetto and sounding over enunciated (Joss Stone, Rick Astley, etc).

Every year, Ebony magazine feels compelled to put out an article on Blue eyed soul or how white people are stealing the blues.

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Nigger Car

A car, usually early to mid 80's and made by Buick, Olsmobile or Catallac driven by the social underclass of the African American community(niggers).

Characterized by being unusually long and accesorized to the extreme: The rims alone are often many times more expensive than the car itself.

Police love to pull over nigger cars.

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Evacuee

PC term for refugee. Until the Katrina disaster, that word didn't even exist, but thanks to Jessie "hep me lawd" Jackson and Al "where's my comb" Sharpton, its now a new word in our vocabulary.

Joe: I hope those refugees don't come in my neighborhood.
Matt: We're supposed to call them evacuees.
Joe: Oh my bad.

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