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zatfig

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "F A T".

Zatfig female seeks same.

by xzybit July 24, 2004

10πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Coonery and Buffoonery

Antics and behavior displayed by certain underclass individuals in the Black culture, the end result being the embarrassment of the rest of the upstanding Black community.

see tnb

Most rap videos show large amounts of Coonery and Buffoonery.

by xzybit September 2, 2004

428πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


reubenesque

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Fat Face.

She has a reubenesque face.

by xzybit July 24, 2004

29πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Jobsband

Whenever a woman commits 100 percent of her time to her job and career and doesn't make time for a significant other, she basically has a "jobsband". Common with childless females with multiple degrees on the wall, a good paying job that she works 90+ hours a week and no spouse to share her life woth.

I don't need NO man, I got a Jobsband.

by xzybit December 4, 2017


daddy issues

Whenever a female has a fucked up relationship with her father, or absence of a father figure during her childhood, it tends to spill into any adult relationship they embark on, usually to the chagrin of any poor male in their life.

Geez, I come home one minute late and my old lady wants me to sleep on the couch. She has some serious daddy issues.

by xzybit January 15, 2005

3550πŸ‘ 1428πŸ‘Ž


fat girl tits

Tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. Because technically they still are "Big Tits", girls with them still think they are hot and usually brag about them whenever they post a personal ad. Same as calorie tits.

"SWF, 36 with ample chest"

Typical ad from a girl with fat girl tits.

by xzybit November 2, 2006

115πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


duff

Designated ugly fat friend. The girl (or guy) in a circle of friends who is usually the least attractive in the group. Usually the one who provided the ride, designated friver or paid cover charge for the others.

Kim on Moesha is the DUFF.

by xzybit November 29, 2005

3πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž