a particularly snippity or grumpy North Pole worker, height must be under 5 feet to qualify.
Kate: my oventop burnt my cereal
Darin: you aren't supposed to cook cereal and its called a stove top
Kate: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Darin: My, aren't we an angry little elf?
Areas outside of your acceptable driving range.
Ambika: Are you guys going to the Omar's today?
Jayanti: I would but they live in the boonies. It's more than 2 miles away.
to be made to look like a bitch
Darin just got Buntinged by Bryan.
A place outside the city or outside your driving radius (regardless of how ridiculously small that might be)
Ambika: Man, I gotta get my passport ready to go to the Omar's.
Jayanti: True dat, they live in the boondocks.
Doc M: But they are only five miles away
Jayanti: That's four miles too many.