Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying âpillow-likeâ tissue.
âLet me touch them.â âNo! Theyâre my boobs.â âNo, theyâre mine!â âMmmmmmmmmmmmâ â boob theft
Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
Yooo whereâs my earring. Oh nevermind, itâs a classic case of ye olâ theft by vagina.