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Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass

In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut

by yaboi_doop October 30, 2018

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Zuckerburg

The Zuckerburg is a robot disguised as the CEO of Facebook in order to gain information for the FBI.

Only one Zuckerburg can be released into society at a time. If anymore are released, Earth might explode.

The current Zuckerburg is an Android Beta Model 2.4.0 Mk. II and is slowly gathering your information, like, RIGHT NOW.

If the Zuckerburg is not stopped, humanity will fall into the evil robot-overlord's power.

Jim: " Bruh, did you know that the FBI made another Zuckerburg? "

Todd: " Seriously? Sheesh, I need to stop using Facebook. "

by yaboi_doop April 23, 2018

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