Vallernørd

A vallernørd is someone who attends Valler videregående skole and acts in a nerd-like manner.

"Hey, is that guy playing chess during lunch?"
"Yeah, he's a real vallernørd."

svenking

To masturbate and ejaculate into the sink. "Svenker" can be used as a derogatory term.

John: "I just came in the sink."
George: "Woah, I didn't know you were into svenking!"

Svenking

The act of jerking off and ejaculating into the sink. It is defined as a fetish and is often paired with edging and/or gooning.

“Hey, who came in the sink?”
“It was H, man. He’s addicted to svenking.”

Ignore Boys Month

November is Ignore Boys Month. This is the month when girls ignore boys. They might not ignore them all the time, but the boys will know that they’re ignoring them a lot more. Watch out, boys!

“It’s ignore boys month! Fuck, man...”
“These girls, man. Not good.”

Danking

Danking is a combination of planking and dabbing. To perform a dank, lay down on your stomach on a surface preferably above ground level, and dab.

“yo, wanna go danking in the bathroom?”
“sure, dude. I’ll meet you at 9.”

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