kyles

Kyles are guys who punch holes in the wall, drink Monster Energy, listen to rap-metal from 2001 and really like motorcross or wrestling. Usually seen in lower-class, predominantly white suburbs wearing snapbacks and Tapout shirts.

"Man, Kyles are proabably some of the angriest guys I've ever met!"

Super Mario syndrome

When a guy feels strong romantic and intimate feelings to a girl that barely acknowledges his existence, and chases after her, much like Mario does in many of his video games for Princess Peach.

Person #1: Did you see how hard Jack's trying to get Stacy to fall for him?
Person #2: Sounds like he has severe Super Mario syndrome to me.

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