University of Washington

The school Ivy missers attend to make themselves feel better about that Cornell rejection. Convinced they attend an elite institution, Huskies overlook UW's 75% acceptance rate and mediocre admissions statistics, preferring to delude themselves into believing they attend anything more than a mediocre regional school unknown outside the Pacific Northwest.

Husky - "Yeah I go to University of Washington, the best school in a barely populated region of the country. It's basically the equivalent of Harvard."

Ivy Leaguer - "......what the fuck are you talking about?"

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