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Please reach into your vagina, pull out your balls, and stop being such an immature asshole.
Valentino: So how have you been?
Girl: Fuck off and go cry to your girlfriend.
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Something you should never say to a girl you're trying to get with.
You: Hey wanna come over?
A girl: Sure!
You: Awesome sauce!
A girl: Actually I'm busy washing my grandma that day sorry.
Everything seems to upset her and she probably has anger issues but her friends still love her. Absolutely gorgeous though and always seems to be on top of her work somehow.
Imogen stop searching up your name on urban dictionary and go apologies to him, he was not personally attacking you.
Maybe if you weren't such an asshole you would actually get some girls and you wouldn't have to suck your own cock every night.
A girl: Hey.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.