Incredible George

Aseries of events designed to bring closure to a failed relationship:
1- engage in anal sex utilizing a banana peel as a condom while wearing a gorilla mask and Incredible Hulk gloves
2- At the point of climax, Donkey Punch her while yelling "HULK SMAAASH!"
3- capture this process on video to share with friends and web trolls.

"My girlfriend is totally cheating on me. I should just Incredible George that bitch and move on."

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pussy on the chain wax

You have your girl whipped. If she wants sex, she has to go through you and possibly do a favor. She does anything you say and you happen to win every argument. Basically, if you can pull it off, you are God. If you abuse this power, you are an asshole douchebag cunt and deserve to die slowly and painfully to the point where no one can identify you.

Guy1: You'll never believe what I just did.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!!!!!
Guy2: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
Guy1: Now if she wants to go out, she has to ask me first.
Guy2: You're a dick.

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