A female vagina. Pussy. Cunt. Scootie. Labius McFuckus
Did you see when that girl was lifted during that cheerleader routine? He had to have had his thumb wedged full-up her slith!
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A woman's breasts. Tits. Milk Jugs. Bitch Bottles.
Oh my sweet jeezis...you get a load of those blouse hounds? AAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A game where you and a bunch of guys sneak up on someone at a party, jam a beer 12-pack or case over their head, and swat them while they cant see. Works great on rugby rookies or some chump.
Hey guys, that punk over there looks like a good case for case head!
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Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.
Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.
Taking a massive shit, not at all unlike soft-serve ice cream.
Oh shit, boss! I have a Pope's nose...I gotta go curl a twisty cone!