squat cobbler

A person who enjoys sitting in pastries or baked goods.

Bill hurried home with the pie knowing damn well he'd give in to being a squat cobbler.

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izone

The state of mind people take on when they can't stop looking at their iphone.

I was trying to have a conversation with my boss this morning but as usual he was stuck in the fucking izone.

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squid launch

The most inappropriate kind of shitting session usually occurring at work or in the presence of ladies.

I was at this chick's apartment last night just about to get busy until I was forced to go do a squid launch!