Helena

A character in Shakespeare's play - 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'

In the play, she follows around this dude called Demetrius, even after he threatens to rape her and run away from her and leave her in the middle of nowhere. Also, to get attention from Demetrius, she betrays her best mate by telling her secret to him..
Anyway at the end of the play some love potion is put into his eyes which makes him love her, and she just accepts it as if he has been lovely to her..
So basically she's a desperate ho

Helena: Use me but as your spaniel; spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave
(Unworthy as I am) to follow you.

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Mumtache

When middle aged ladies have mostaches

'JESUS! HAVE YOU SEEN HER MUMTACHE??!?!?!?!'

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Proke

A cross between prodding and poking someone

*Proke* Ahahahaha I just proked you :P

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Textosation

A conversation by text.

DUDE I totally had a textosation with her

Mumaliscious

Another way of saying mum

Hey Mumaliscious! How was your day at work?

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TA MERE

YOUR MUM but in french
anf also you should know that I fudged her
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Eleanor-WHO'S THAT GIRL??
Alex-TA MERE.. and i fudged her!

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Fork

They are not very useful for eating soup. Hmmm.

I have found that forks aren't useful when eating soup... Don't try it, it doesn't work...

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