they did surgery on a grape

a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.

jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.

bubba: they did surgery on a grape

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it smells like broke

people with AirPods (usually) want to flex on the common, lowly peasant without AirPods, so they say this. it's often followed by "in here".

tim: *walks in, obnoxiously flexes new AirPods* hey, it smells like broke in here.
bob: *shouts* what? i can't hear you over my AirPods.
bob: *removes AirPods, he wasn't lying*
tim: *walks out*

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