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trumps

Dark red-brown gelatinous globs made out of congealed period blood. They tend to accumulate in the body and then slip out during pressure changes, like sneezes or standing up. They are generally a mess to clean up, as they usually burst and stain everything.

A: Girl, you have a trumps running down your leg
B: i should stop wearing skirts on my period!

or

A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons

by yararadorada January 22, 2017


trumps

Coágulos menstruales. Suelen acumularse en el cuerpo y salir de pronto ante cambios de presión, tales como estornudos, gases o cambios de posición corporal. Son gelatinosos y pegajosos. Ensucian todo lo que tocan.

A: Veo que te vino!
B: Qué?
A: Tenes un hilo de trumps corriendote por la pierna.
B: Mierda, tengo que cambiarme la toallita.

or

A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons

by yararadorada January 22, 2017