Yaris Verso

The rustiest little bundle of joy ever to grace the car world. This little chipped and stained wagon reaches a whopping max speed of 2mph and can challenge any incline less than 1% without ease. This ancient car, paint peeling away, can do naught to sixty in about three to five working days. Only driven by the rats of society, anyone near one of these swerving maniacs should stay far away - especially if in a Fiat 500

I tried to take my rusty Yaris Verso to the shops today but the engine spluttered and stopped working for the 10th time before I even pulled the parking brake up...