Fandy

The term “fandy” depicts a person whom possesses a natural talent for being an absolute spanner.

The stupid situations a fandy finds themselves in can easily be avoided if the fandy was just not a fandy.

“Did he just throw up in the sink and pass out in his bed? What a fandy”

“Whos that hairy chested guy in nothing but purple shorts over there?! Must be a fandy”

“Did the girl he bring just throw up on his beard? She must have had a taste of fandys candy”

“Hey look at that fandy over there! He face planted off his beryl bike, what a fandy!”