Suxing Profond

Ce dit d'un criss de cour platte donné par un professeur endormant sur de la matiere pas utile.

Cegep FXG , 28 aout 2003 9h am

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onions

bomb ass weed. point blank, period.

"whatchu been up to, son?" "shit, man. i been shoving HEAVY onions." "oh yeah? spark it up."

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Kristin

People say and spell her name in many different ways, but all the derivatives have traditionally meant "follower of Christ."

Man: Who is Kristen?
Woman: She spells it Kristin but the Germans say Kristine because that's how they pronounce their "i"
Man: Is that why I can't find her in the database?
Woman: You can find her name in the database but she will physically be someplace else.
Man: You women are so literal.
Woman: Well that's why her name is Kristin.

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Socussed

One who is violently kicked in the head during a soccer match, therefore receiving a concussion.

Mary Jane was socussed after only playing ten minutes in the match! They had to rush her to the hospital because she was socussed.

yaya

Yaya is a word from the extinct Mohabi language. It means, waterfall.

Niagra Falls is a type of yaya.

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