buck fuddy

Your trusty little dyslexic (and easy) friend.

Dyslexic #1: "Can you smell gas?"

Dyslexic #2: "No, I can't even smell my own name! By the way, fancy a fcuk?"

Dyslexic #1: "You're my favourite buck fuddy"

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poes lap

Literal translation is "fanny flannel", as oppose to a face cloth.

"I'm having a shower"

"Be sure to use your face flannel on your face and not your poes lap"

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