Lewis

A big-headed moron who usually thinks he is better than everyone else, but actually he is a low-life who says he gets bare shags but gets either nine or some but the girl doesn’t enjoy it. His penis is small it’s microscopic and he usually looks like an animal (a small yappy dog like a pug or chihuahua). He is also dumb.

Lewis: don’t I look like (says a good looking celebrity’s name)

Other person: no not really
Lewis: how fucking dare u I have a big dick and get bare shags u fat ugly twat
Other person: fine u do
Lewis: omg thank you

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