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Soccer mom

A white, suburban woman whose only purpose in life is to drive her whiny ass kids places, be a housewife, and go get her hair and nails done with her friends. She is Christian, and hates anything that might corrupt her "beautiful innocent babies".

Me: turns on "Black and Yellow" on phone
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*

by yeaaaaaboiii October 9, 2017


hoodrich

Someone, usually black, who's drivin that Bentley and has a 10000 dolla outfit and looks like they rich but no no they drive they asses back to the projects with they 12 screamin kids that are only alive because they didn't wear a condom that they probably bought with food stamps.

outside kfc

person 1: damn look at that guy with his pants down his ass...holy shit look at his escalade too damnn he must be rich af

person 2: lmao no just watch him drive his ass back to his section 8 house...he's hoodrich lol

by yeaaaaaboiii September 14, 2017