Alert the Media

Comment used when someone says something of utter uselessness, or that only they care about

"OMG she's like totally wearing my shirt"
"Oh no...should I alert the media?"

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eye raping

To stare at someone for a unnaturally long period of time, and in a creepy manner. Usually with eyes very wide, or nearly closed with the mouth hanging slightly open. Sometimes accompanied by the licking of lips

girl 1: hey lets go somewhere else
girl 2: why?
girl 1: cuz that guy right there is totally eye raping us

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