laxtitute

A girl that pretends she can play lacrosse, and walks around wearing a sports bra(generally neon) a lax penny, and spandex. The laxtitutes of schools are generally the sluttiest ones, who think that they're too cool. They generally have big boobs and don't hide them.

Guy 1: damn!
guy2: what?
guy 1:look at that girl over there
guy 2: oh that laxtitute? yea we fucked last night
guy 1: think she'll want me?
guy 2: probably- consider you play lacrosses
laxtitute: what are you looking at?
guy 1: your ches-- nothing!
laxtitute: it's ok i dont mind! wanna touch 'em?
guy 1: yea!!

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