Kumquat squat

Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss

Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!

canteloupe

Someone with a really large head, especially if there's a lack of hair

Hey, Mr. Canteloupe! Has your head exploded recently?

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Oblivious

really stupid and unaware

Wow, I'm really oblivious, I never realize when people are on the phone and then I make an ass out of myself.

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