incrediblized

The feeling of being struck or overcome with how incredible a situation is.

:::: You mean she came over, insulted you and your roommate, and sat there angry texting all night like a 15-year-old mad at daddy??

:::: And we don't even know her!

:::: I'm incrediblized!

featherlungs

The smoking equivalent of a lightweight.

One who coughs profusely any time any amount of smoke is inhaled.

(Group lights cigarettes.)
Tom: -inhale- -exhale-
Joe: -inhale- -exhale-
George: -inhale- HACK COUGH AGHHHH COUGH COUGH COUGH

Tom: Nice featherlungs, little girl.

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