dirty hoagie

The unfortunate combination of a wedgie and swamp ass.

Reginald gave Wilbur a monster wedgie after a game of basketball. Dude was rockin a dirty hoagie the rest of the day.

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drinking with jesus

The act of drinking in solitude without the connotation of being an alcoholic.

-I can't believe you pregamed alone last night, you're such a loser.
-Bro, I was drinking with Jesus.

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