noun. land where girts reside. Perry the Platypus occasionally roams, but not for long since he does not identify as a girt.
"She must be in Girtopia.."
Noun: individual entity whom which behaves in an aggressively unexpected manner. May it be to sassiness, frassyness, or generalized peculiarity.
"Jinkies, stop being an obese pirtmonger will ya!"
site of a vile and traumatic cat-astrophe-- commonly known as oopsie poopsie
Currently, in the 21st Century, a "boulangerie" may occur in the midsts of a heated game of tag where one loses their self awareness and charges at a sliding glass door.
For historical context, see "CAT FAIL: Cat Runs Into Glass Door on French Bakery Programme"
"Mother! Tell Father a boulangerie has occurred!"
The feeling you get when you vandalize someones wall calendar. AKA, "Sunday".
"Oh my gosh! Pirt is outside! Sara comes to the window. "Lickity Spinkoff!"