default-dude

the safe and healthy assumption that the hot chick you might be talking to online is in fact a dude. hence, "default-dude."

taking this approach to online chatting will provide an iron defense against embarrassing homosexual accidents of all kinds.

always remember: when in doubt, default-dude

jeremy: man, I met this HAWT chick on omegle last night! she sent me pics and everything!

cuong: dude, i hate to burst your hard-on, but you've forgotten: default-dude!

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buttsexmanship

The quality of one's ability to perform and/or recieve anal sex.

Ronny would have made it through the Boot Camp for Future Porn Stars, but he recieved very poor marks in buttsexmanship and was ejected from their program.